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Dick the Halls Penis Christmas Stocking

Dick the Halls Penis Christmas Stocking

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Add a touch of cheeky, kinky fun to your holiday festivities with a naughty Christmas stocking for adults! Our woman-owned team selected the perfect fabric for all 3 of our naughty stockings, and hand-sewed these just for the holidays!

This sexy, CB-X exclusive Christmas stocking combines the festive spirit of Christmas with a dash of playful naughtiness that's sure to bring laughter and merriment to your holiday celebrations. 

This fabric design features forest green, white, dark red, light red, and pink penises of all shapes and sizes on a mint green background. A white faux fur cuff lines the top of the stocking. Stuff this stocking with naughty toys, or be the hit of any White Elephant gift party! 

Our Limited-Edition Naughty Christmas Stocking has a satin hanging loop, making it easy to showcase on your mantel, staircase, or on the tree!

NOTE: ALL STOCKINGS ARE LIMITED-EDITION WITH LIMITED STOCK! Once the first batch sells out, we will create more, and those will ship in Early December. 

  • Handmade by the CB-X team
  • 100% cotton stocking
  • Fully lined with lightweight linen 
  • Fleece trim 

Measurements: 

  • Total height: Approx. 15" 
  • Bottom width: Approx. 9" 
  • Center width: Approx. 7" 

Cleaning:

  • Do not wash.
  • Spot clean only.

Shop all 3 CB-X Naughty Christmas stockings here!  

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